just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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