People with herpes should wear stickers.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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