On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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