I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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