i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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