I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Pants are for mortals
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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