If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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