just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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