Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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