Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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