So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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