he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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