i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
