So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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