it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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