Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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