hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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