so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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