That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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