I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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