I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
my being single is dangerous.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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