I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yo dont text me then not text me
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
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you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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