Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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