So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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