I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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