this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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