HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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