Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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