Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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