: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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