Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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