everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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