5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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