please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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