Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize