HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
