he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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