Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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