fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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