so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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