I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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