Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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