This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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