Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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