Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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