My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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