Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Intervention is following me on twitter.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?