Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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