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He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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