glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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