lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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