Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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