Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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