Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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