its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
last night I used snow as a chaser
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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