Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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