Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
