You're completely useless in the revolution.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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